Christopher Treacy is an established writer, with more than 20 years under his belt and in the seat. Speaking of seats, he really likes seats with a hole in them. They let your parts breathe, you know?
Moving right along, you probably noticed how handsome he is in the the photo above. This photo represents the serious Chris, the one who will tackle your topic like a bad metaphor or a shitty simile.
Chris accepts payment in cold, hard cash, Venmo and the usual gang of online transfer mechanisms, Bitcoin and Fort Troff gift certificates.
Once COVID is over, Chris will be available for client meetings at a variety of locations, from the corner coffee shop where the barista sniffs at your poor taste in coffee (latte? really?) to alfresco meetings at neighborhood parks, where you can enjoy the fresh air and other delights. But no whipped cream.